Ideal wife.

The ideal wife, told by a guy that wanna stay anomous

When I was 16, I hoped one day I would have just a girlfriend.

When I was 20, I had one, but there was no passion and broke up, and was looking for one with passion for life

When I was 24, I had a gf that had passion, but sadly way to emotional and full of drama. Even suicidal, so again I broke up.
and was looking for a more stabile gf.

when I was 25, I had a stable woman as gf, but she was very dull and boring. Quite predictable and never happy about anything.
So broke up again, and start looking for a girl that was full of energy and happy.

when I was 28, I found an exciting woman full of energy, but she was really hard to follow. She was always rushing and never settled.
She never knew what she wanted, and was flirting all the time.
She made me quite nervous and I had the feeling it couldn't go anywhere. Totally no sense of direction.
So broke again, and started looking for gf with more ambition.

when I was 31, I found a very intelligent and ambitious woman that was very solid and stable. And we got married.
but sadly she was so ambitious that she filed for divorce and took everything away from me...

Now I'm 33, and now I am just looking for a woman with big boobs